Who Wears Short Shorts?

I do! What's the matter with ya? I'm a runner, what do you think I wear?

The only thing getting between me and my love of short shorts has been market economics and and taste. Let's be clear, it is now cool in the summer for girls to wear short running shorts with the slit up the sides in everyday activities. I need to get royalties. I have been doing that for years (much to the chagrin on those around me).

So naturally, one would think this increase in demand would lead to an increase in choices of short shorts for me. Herein lies the problem. Despite my efforts to bring short shorts and skinny pale legs to the masses it took the sex appeal of large numbers of women to accomplish the task. That means there are not too many varieties of men's short shorts--in fact, they have been almost impossible to find as of late.

Naturally, I was estatic when I saw some a few months ago in Taipei at the Nike store. But they were too large and no one had more stock in Taipei I was told. Then last night I decided to take a chance and see (with fall already here and winter coming) if they had restocked. I was in luck.

Even though I don't run much any more I shelled out the money to buy a pair of those beauties (sure some might say no way what amounts to a few strips of fabric with built in undies is worth almost $25, I say money well spent).