Down Goes the Window

There is a window in the men’s bathroom at work. When it is stuffy inside I open it, when its cold outside I close it. Normal stuff.

So day it was cold outside and I went to close the window. Except, as I began to close it the pane fell out of the frame and disappeared into the abyss outside. The first thought that went through my head was, shit that think is going to shatter and crash and I’ll still have to take care of my business when everyone comes running to see what happened.

The crash never came. There was a muffled crunch and clatter. So I stood up on the toilet and peered out. Turns out, there is a low roof outside and the window was still intact.

I told my coworker and he looked at me and started laughing. He said to tell the other lady who would take care of it. She did the same thing and told me to go out and get it, I politely told her there wasn’t a chance in hell I was doing that. We shall see.